This one is for newspaper humorists whom I wish I could sometimes be, for jokesters, TikTokers, and, sorry, for already irate Filipinos who do not need added vexations during this Christmas season.

These rechargeable and detachable items can turn your bathroom into a relaxing space, without risking your security deposit.

From fixing taps to fitting toilets, we’ve surveyed Which? Trusted Traders to find out how much you might need to pay a plumber. Many plumbing jobs are charged by the hour, and the final cost will be ...